{"id":286,"date":"2006-05-09T12:30:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-09T12:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/new.tola.me.uk\/blog\/2006\/05\/09\/also-outlawed-water\/"},"modified":"2006-05-09T12:30:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-09T12:30:00","slug":"also-outlawed-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/2006\/05\/09\/also-outlawed-water\/","title":{"rendered":"also outlawed, water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Incidentally, the paddling pool was also banned.<\/p>\n<p>Reason: we only had a &#8220;*part time* volunteer lifeguard on duty&#8221;, as in not 24\/7<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a frelling paddling pool! They just can&#8217;t stand for anyone to have any fun can they?<\/p>\n<p>[\/rant]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Incidentally, the paddling pool was also banned. Reason: we only had a &#8220;*part time* volunteer lifeguard on duty&#8221;, as in not 24\/7 It&#8217;s a frelling paddling pool! They just can&#8217;t stand for anyone to have any fun can they? [\/rant]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tola.me.uk\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}